Seven Wisdom Keys

The TV preacher says he’s going to give me “Seven Wisdom Keys.” Small keys open the door, but the wrong key will not open the lock. It’s a shame that he is full of baloney. There are a lot of keys. Way more than seven. But would eight keys be too many. Why are 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. Bad number joke. The answers to the questions depend on the questions that are being asked. If you knew the moment of your death, would that help you? Does the TV preacher sitting at the piano, honkey-tonking and singing really have the answers? The question he is asking himself is, how big a check can I induce the listener to send me? If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money? I mean, after you paid your taxes. And why would you do that? If so, why aren’t you doing that very same thing, or moving toward doing it right now? At 1 a.m. these are the questions one asks after three hours of sleep.